Tuesday, October 6, 2009

I'm getting dumber by the trimester

k, so do you remember that incredibly fun clutzy part of pregnancy? it hit me hard today. I'm choosing to look at it as a joyful omen that this pregnancy is here to stay, but for real? I have dropped everything I've touched today. If I spill one more thing I think I will scream. I was loading new gallons of milk into the fridge & somehow, I don't even know how, I dropped one of them & it exploded onto the floor. Quicker than you can say shitdamnhell I had it up off the floor & in the sink, but managed to lose a full half gallon anyway. Apparentley my kitchen floor slopes a bit to the west, and it all went right under my kitchen island. Lovely.
Any suggestions as to how I can avoid having my house smell like rotten milk short of ripping apart my cabinets (again).


Melissa said...

Hmmmmmmmmmm I dunno man, that's a toughie.
Sorry you spilled everything but it'll be worth it once youv'e got that cute thing in your arms.

Ashley Thalman said...

Oh ef! I didn't know. How did I not know?

Kierstin said...

Ha! That last comment made me laugh! ef? haaahaa... I also laughed when I pictured your face when you dropped the milk and also when you said the shitdamnhellmothereffer funny words. I love that you are pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!