Friday, April 30, 2010

I have a Target problem.

A while ago I posted about my Target problem, and since then things have decidedly NOT improved. Today I went in for a $4 prescription for this disgusting thing (mental note to me: QUIT PICKING AT ZITS, IN-GROWNS & HANG-NAILS!!!!)and came out $97.45 later. I was just proud that it was under a hundy. Barely.
But guess what? They have Breyer's ice cream quarts for like $2.67, a great price on it's own, but if you buy five, you get a $5 gift card!
Luckyyyy.
So now I'm off to have my pre-dinner ice cream. Oh, don't worry, there will be post-dinner ice cream as well. You don't get to be 200£ plus without pre & post dinner ice cream.Everyone swore I'd dropped this week. It felt like I'd dropped this week. Kinda looks like it to me, but Doctor Wood says not so much & I'm still chillin' at 2 1/2 centimeters. Dude is in there to stay. My bad for having a cozy womb & a huge torso. They don't call me Thorax for nothing.



can you tell I'm bored? Two posts in one day?

2 comments:

the Lola Letters said...

Wow, I just started writing a post about my psychotic Target baby registry addiction. I think I will post it Monday since I JUST posted a huge blog just now, but hey! It's nice to know I'm not the only one!

Melissa said...

Somehow I missed the Target post.
That finger is gross.
And 200 lbs isn't bad for being 20 feet tall Celeste.
How about being 200lbs no baby and 5 inches shorter! Now there's something to complain about.
I think you look fantastic, addicted to target and all.
And your right it could be worse it could be walmart.